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The company
Grown-ups with jobs, families and opinions. Nobody gets yelled at for a wipe. Somebody will get teased for it, though.
Alliance · RP-PvP · EU · WoW Forever
The Creaky Knees
Old enough to know better. Still queueing for Warsong.
A warm, loud and slightly creaky guild of 40-somethings. We tuck in the kids, pour a coffee and go and ruin some Horde player's evening.
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What we're about
Three things we take seriously
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The PvP
We picked a PvP realm on purpose. World PvP, battlegrounds, defending Southshore and the occasional ill-advised raid on Crossroads.
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The realm
We're not a roleplay guild, but we live on an RP realm and act like it. Proper names, decent manners, no shouting "lol" in Goldshire.
A typical evening
Bedtime stories first. Then the Barrens.
We play at hours that work for people with lives: most activity is after 20:00 CET on weekdays and a bit more freely at weekends.
If your kid needs a glass of water mid-pull, we wait. If you need to stand up because your back locked up, we wait. If you go AFK to argue about the dishwasher, we will absolutely bring it up later.
See the weekly rhythm →- Age: mostly 40+. Younger is fine if you can handle dad jokes.
- Language: English in guild chat and on Discord.
- Pace: relaxed levelling, serious PvP.
- Raiding: yes, at civilised hours.
- Drama: we are too old and too tired.
From the tavern
Latest news
25 October 2026
The house is open
We have a name (sort of), a banner (sort of) and a very firm plan to stand in Southshore and cause trouble.
20 October 2026
Names matter (yes, really)
We're not a roleplay guild, but we live on an RP realm. Here's the short version of how to pick a name that won't get you reported.
There's always room by the fire
Bring your main, your alts, your old guildmates and your bad knee.